Get up close and personal with geek, Stevelle, to learn that the collective we- meaning geeks -are the best around. Without the risks and dangers of meeting one in real life.
It's either that or you're here to share my love for Anthony Head, Buffy, Repo!, Merlin, Doctor Who and other geeky (and British) things
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
- Most Camera Pans to Gauge Their Reactions: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, God Status
- Most Likey To Become An Alcoholic Drinking Away the Pain: Leonardo DiCaprio, Go Home Buddy
- Best Uggie: Uggie, Uggie
- I’m So Commited To Not Showing Up, I Have A Clause In My Will That Says My Ashes Can’t Be Taken Within 20 Feet of The Oscars: Woody Allen, A Quirky Movie About An Attractive Woman Falling In Love With A Neurotic Middle Aged Man
- Hugot to Be Kidding Me: Hugo
- Best New Artist: Angelina Jolie’s Leg, Daaaamn Girl
- Get This Guy To Host the Oscars: Robert Downey Jr, Sunglasses at the Oscars
- Sorry You Weren’t Nominated, You Were Really Good: Drive
- Talk To Me Until I Fall Asleep (Best Voice Award): Jean Dujardin, Walking Charm Bomb
- Most Expensive Pointless Scene: Harry and Voldemort facemeld, Harry Potter
- Least Likely to Give A Shit: Gary Oldman, His Life
HUGOT TO BE KIDDING ME!